READ OTHERS WRITINGS OR
Urinal Etiquette
Can you properly use the urinal in public?
If you think so please take this test and find out how you measure up in public at the stalls
The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
(Sample):
(Indicates that urinals 3 and 6 are occupied)
You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at
which stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck!
YOUR CHOICE____(A:1 urinal stall)
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BEGIN TEST......
Easy Section
1.)
(Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)
Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
instinctively knows this.
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2.)
(Urinal 1 occupied.)
Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
greater risk of being next to someone
who arrives later.
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Kind of tricky Section:
3.)
(EMPTY)
Your choice: __
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Correct answer: 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying,
"I don't want anyone next to me."
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4.)
(2, 4 and 6 occupied)
Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 1 You're stuck being next to at
least ONE guy, so you minimize the
impact and get a wall on your left.
NEVER go between TWO guys if you
can help it. Exceptions to this
are stadium restrooms where the
herd thunders in.
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Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
5.)
(2, 5 and 6 occupied)
Your choice: __
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Correct answer: 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples"
you with the guy in stall 2. And we
wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
This differs from question 4 in such a
subtle way that the nuances cannot be
explained. Suffice to say, only we men
would understand!
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VERY tricky indeed Section
6.)
(1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to
comb your hair or straighten a tie
until the urinals "open up" a bit more.
If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for
god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
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Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
-- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep
it terse and unemotional.
This ain't no clubhouse.
-- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of
anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of
the highest offense.
-- NO Singing. Period.
-- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only...
"Yeah, I see
you there. I will not look again".
READ WHAT OTHERS HAVE WROTE OR...
So please AIM
